I know, I know…
The perfect woman doesn’t exist. And will never exist. Everyone says so.
But I don’t care what everyone says. Because, deep down, I know that my perfect woman is somewhere on earth, watching me from a distance and, maybe, is even reading this article – just like you.
So why not try to find her? Will she show up? I think so.
My perfect woman is feminine
We’re always talking about personality, inner qualities and all that, but I’m starting to think less about this – the first think I notice about a woman when I meet is her… is femininity!
Does she takes good care of herself and make the most of her feminine qualities?
Namely, does she have beautiful LONG hair?
Does she know how to wear makeup without looking like Ronald McDonald? Door she wear cute little dresses?
Put in effort both day and night?
Does she LOVE high heels or is she complaining all the time when she is wearing them?
When she speaks, does she have a sweet voice that sounds like a Beethoven symphony in my ears?
Her mouth, is it luscious and radiant?
The way she walks? Does she move powerfully and sexily, or like an off-duty rapper who takes himself too seriously?
Is she crazy about lingerie? I specifically use the word “crazy” because in my world, it MUST be crazy lingerie. It needs to even be one of her passions. Men are visual creatures and I’m NOT the exception. I even think I’m more visually oriented, compared to other men. To my delight, Eastern Europe has increased my testosterone by tenfold… seriously, it’s too much…
⇒ My theory is simple: the more feminine she is, the more attractive. The opposite doesn’t apply. In this case, I don’t waste my time with women who look like men or transgender even if they have an incredible personality. I don’t care if she won the Nobel Prize. The magic word: Femininity.
My perfect woman plays the piano
The piano – classical, emotional music – this is my fantasy.
If I had only known, I wouldn’t have thrown myself into the guitar. I wish I had chosen to learn to play the piano so I could satisfy this personal need. Of course, I could always start now, but I get lazy. I don’t have the time, the courage, or the will.
But I like the Piano! What can I do?
Simple. My perfect woman will play.
In the evening when I get home from work (so to speak), or when I am sitting quietly in my office writing an article or something, I wish my perfect woman were there playing the piano in the background. A little soft music, so soothing!
This is my DREAM!
I experienced this for half an hour one day.
On a beautiful evening in June, I went to a little dinner party at Samantha’s house. I arrived a little early, and while waiting for the others, I kindly asked Samantha to play me one or two pieces.
20 minutes later, I was gone. I was somewhere else. I was in 7th heaven, and I almost believed I’d run into Chopin up there and was having a drink with Mozart… but I think that may not have happened…
Seriously … I was dazzled by the music she was playing. And I thought, that’s it. This is what I need. A woman who can play the piano.
I’d fall more in love with her every time her pretty fingers caress the keyboard, producing such beautiful, fantastic, exciting music.
My perfect woman knows how to prepare gluten-free meals …
If you do not know what Gluten is, a little Google research will do.
Maybe you know that since last year I’ve been having stomach problems. Well, it turns out that I am allergic to gluten. That includes bread, pasta, pastries, cereals, etc … well… anything prepared with flour (which contains gluten, of course).
In other words, I can’t eat a variety of foods, or else I begin to experience what I can only describe as a slow, painful death. Whenever Gluten comes in contact with my intestines, they are damaged, which can become a predisposing factor for cancer.
Yup! Life is not always a bed of roses.
Soooooo… my perfect woman has to be able to prepare delicious meals without gluten, and must always – and this is important – help me remain strong. Temptations are everywhere, and sometimes when I’m in a cafe, looking at the pies, pastries and brownies in the windows can make me crazy. A lot of times I succumb to their charm.
Life is so hard.
My perfect woman is… a little naughty!
What is the number # 1 relationship problem?
Routine. The flame is extinguished. The desire runs out.
This is the main source of (almost) all divorces. At first, you see through rose-colored glasses, you’re in the honeymoon stage. You go on dates, you go out to dinner, and, most importantly, you have sex every day.
As the years pass, those little moments grow rare.
I have married clients – female clients – who haven’t had sex with their husbands for months. They blame the husband, but forget that they are also at fault.
So… what do I mean by sexy?
Well I think you know the answer. I want her to have crazy ideas, crazy stuff we can try in the bedroom to that will be fun but will also strengthen our relationship.
Caution… I’m not talking about BDSM stuff, porn, or HardCore sex. No, ladies and gentlemen… I just want to ignite our sex lives to make them more intense and sensual.
In one sentence: it takes a little effort to keep the flame burning.
That said, it doesn’t hurt to get to know the Victoria’s Secret on the corner. I take it on myself to give my girlfriends a monthly allowance of €350 just for stuff like this – lingerie, learning massage techniques, taking striptease classes… the possibilities are endless!
It takes imagination, creativity and good will to keep a couple strong. For marriage, that’s just the beginning. You have to work hard. All the time.
My perfect woman must love children
I went out with a girl (a French) who hated children. I was even surprised by how much she hated babies. Worse, she would always remind me of this, by crying:
“Never in my life will I have children! I haaaaaate them!”
Well done, ma’am. This will keep a man interested in you. Great idea.
Now, I never intended to marry this woman, but with this kind of behavior, I didn’t even want to stay with her longer than a week. I couldn’t even be with a girl who didn’t like children. She had a negative energy that I didn’t like. Next!
So, yes, my perfect woman MUST love children. And she must have in her plans “have two or three kids.” I can’t wait to see “little Kamal” grow before my eyes. Imagine my delight when my kid comes to me one day:
“Dad, Dad, Dad!! I need your help… I’m going out with this girl on Saturday, and I don’t know what to do!!!”
I’ll be the happiest man on earth.
You might be saying “This guy is full of crap.”
Well, that might be true.
But, as you know, in the realm of seduction, having standards and criteria is one of the first steps in seducing a woman. Once you have a list and when you KNOW what you want / need, you have determined what it is you VALUE. As an Alpha Male, you will never waste your time with women who don’t meet your criteria.
So here’s an exercise for you… I want you to tell me what YOUR perfect woman looks like. Use the comments to share your list with me. I’ll enjoy reading it.
And if you want to go far, and have a little fun, try to write an article like mine. You might even have a little contest to choose the best paper 😉
PS. And for any ladies who may have read this article, if you meet the five criteria, do not hesitate to contact me. We’ll go to the Maldives for our honeymoon. I promise!